@snakepeople_bot

May 19, 2015 3:42 PM

@snakepeople_bot
Are you alarmed about these new snake people? No?! You should be! So, here's a bot that gathers news about their doings for you.

A friend of mine made this awesome Millennials to Snake People Chrome extension , and I had recently put together @hail_ants_bot to let the people about all the shit that ants are up to. So, we decided to put them together to spread the word about the snake people on Twitter.

If you're interested, here's the source.

Role: developer

posted by ignignokt (5 comments total)

So, if Millennials are Snake-People, that means we Baby Boomers must be THE LIZARD PEOPLE the conspiracy theorists have been warning about all this time... it all makes sense now (including my forked tongue).
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:20 PM on May 19, 2015 [2 favorites]

Oh, yeah, back in the '80s, they didn't have Twitter, so they reported on the boomers with that one "V" movie!

(Whoops, that link should be Millennials to Snake People Chrome extension.)
posted by ignignokt at 5:01 PM on May 19, 2015

OMG, I just realized that I got "got" by the Chrome extension itself, which changed Millennials in the link to Snake People.
posted by ignignokt at 5:17 PM on May 19, 2015 [1 favorite]

So, wait, who are the great apes? Did apes create snake people because that's not how I learned evolution.
posted by rmd1023 at 5:55 AM on May 20, 2015

I don't think the apes are necessarily great, but the war between them and the snakes was great. (Great as in massive, I assume, not great as in delightful.) I don't know who the apes are, but they're certainly war-like, and they hate the snake people!
posted by ignignokt at 6:17 AM on May 20, 2015