The Fucking Bible (warning: 7.5 MB)
November 7, 2021 6:15 PM   Subscribe

The Fucking Bible (warning: 7.5 MB)
It's the Bible — with added swearing!
Role: programmer
posted by ignignokt (5 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

It’s the Samuel L. Jackson edit of the Bible. Fucking brilliant.
Fear fucking thou not; for I am the fuck with thee: be not fucking dismayed; for I am thy Motherfucking god: I will motherfucking strengthen thee; fucking yea, I will god-damned help thee; motherfucking yea, I will goddamn uphold thee the fuck with the god-damned right hand of my god-damned righteousness.
posted by not_the_water at 6:56 PM on November 7 [1 favorite]


Astounding.
posted by brachiopod at 6:30 PM on November 11


This pleases me greatly
posted by Morpeth at 11:06 AM on November 12


BRAVO. You have truly made the world a better place.
posted by TheCoug at 4:18 PM on November 13 [1 favorite]


I LOVE THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING and this is basically what I sound like when retelling Bible stories to people.

"And God was like, 'Honestly, what the fuck, get your shit together' and Abraham was like, 'But I'm fucking scared of being murdered!' ..."
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 8:31 PM on December 2


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