Tales from the Krampus Corps
December 13, 2017 10:01 AM   Subscribe

Tales from the Krampus Corps
The Krampus Corps were called "terrorists" for rebelling against the North Pole regime during the War on Christmas, against the chains put on them. I may be the last surviving "hornless brother". And before the regime sends a tiny green & red assassin for me, I want the truth about our revolution (and the horrors the War on Christmas showed me) to be known.

Author Sam Sykes asked for our memories from the #WarOnChristmas to fill up that hashtag when Fox News starts spewing BS. I started by dropping a few tweets, and the inspiration just keeps coming. I intend to keep the story going through Christmas at least, 12th Night if I really keep it up. Hope you enjoy. FREE ALL MYTHOLOGICAL PRISONERS! OFF THE ELF!
Role: Writer
posted by Pirate-Bartender-Zombie-Monkey (2 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite

this is amazing
posted by solotoro at 4:22 PM on December 13, 2017 [1 favorite]

“The Tom Bombadil of Yuletide murder” is a phrase I sorely wish I would have occasion to use in casual speech. Thank you.
posted by corb at 6:47 AM on March 20 [1 favorite]

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