Kobold Pit
May 16, 2011 7:09 AM   Subscribe

Kobold Pit
Kobolds are simple creatures. They like to sit in pits. They like to eat. They like to make giant skull piles. You are here to help them fulfil these dreams.
Role: programmer
posted by Zarkonnen (5 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite

Zong Wood has starved to death.
posted by ignignokt at 8:11 PM on May 16, 2011

When does the GOTY edition come out?
posted by cog_nate at 11:53 AM on May 17, 2011

With no mouse to coax him out of the Pit, Okkog Okkog Clarke slowly went mad, culminating in the murder and subsequent consumption of Hittehelmeteppol Smythe, the [otherwise] greatest champion the Pit had ever witnessed. Okkog Okkog Clarke spent the remainder of his days wandering the woods alone, feverish for food, but finding no mice to lead him to sustenance.

The rabbits prepared another bunny and waited silently among the trees. Twenty-six rabbits. Twenty-seven.
posted by soma lkzx at 2:32 PM on May 17, 2011 [1 favorite]

NB: This code is very very badly written. This is intentional.

posted by xqwzts at 12:27 PM on May 19, 2011

Holy fuck, I had totally forgotten about your idea until I was looking through my favorites for a MeTa thread, started to wonder whether you'd followed up on your comment, decided to google it on a whim and there it was!
posted by daniel_charms at 10:53 AM on January 1, 2012

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