A Chicken in Every Washing Machine
December 24, 2009 8:50 PM   Subscribe

A Chicken in Every Washing Machine
My nation needs someone like me. And I'm exactly like me. At Someone Exactly Like Me I announce my candidacy for United States president for the year 2028.

America has for too long suffered under the cruel lash of competency*. I will change this.

I present my credentials, stake out my positions and invite you to my great journey blog.

*Competent only in comparison to me.
posted by dances_with_sneetches (4 comments total)

What.... no animated gifs?
posted by gomichild at 10:56 PM on December 24, 2009

I wanted to do this. I think running for public office would rule.

I was going to run under this platform:
  1. It pays better than the job I have now.
  2. The insurance is better than the job I have now.
  3. The retirement benefits are better than the job I have now.
  4. It's easier than the job I have now.
  5. I'll do a better job than the current guy.
Seriously, you don't have to know anything. You're there to do the people's will, the people that put you in office, you don't need to know anything! You just have to vote the way people expect you to. This is not a hard job!

I am saddened by your choice of running mate. She quit twitter. Every politician needs to be on twitter. Even in 2028!
posted by cjorgensen at 9:59 AM on December 25, 2009

Thanks - all feedback is welcomed. This is about my maximum skills at web-page design. I'm still trying to figure out how to make the blog a real blog with feedback and set it up on my website.

I've performed a bit of stand up comedy - an opportunity that is not available to me now. So this will be my outlet. My other website has a million hits per year, so I'm kind of spoiled.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 5:37 PM on December 25, 2009

This chicken policy does nothing for renters who only have temporary access to washing machines.
posted by chairface at 4:30 PM on January 28, 2010

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