A Chicken in Every Washing Machine
December 24, 2009 8:50 PM Subscribe
A Chicken in Every Washing Machine
My nation needs someone like me. And I'm exactly like me. At Someone Exactly Like Me I announce my candidacy for United States president for the year 2028.
America has for too long suffered under the cruel lash of competency*. I will change this.
I present my credentials, stake out my positions and invite you to my great journey blog.
*Competent only in comparison to me.
My nation needs someone like me. And I'm exactly like me. At Someone Exactly Like Me I announce my candidacy for United States president for the year 2028.
America has for too long suffered under the cruel lash of competency*. I will change this.
I present my credentials, stake out my positions and invite you to my great journey blog.
*Competent only in comparison to me.
I wanted to do this. I think running for public office would rule.
I was going to run under this platform:
I am saddened by your choice of running mate. She quit twitter. Every politician needs to be on twitter. Even in 2028!
posted by cjorgensen at 9:59 AM on December 25, 2009
I was going to run under this platform:
- It pays better than the job I have now.
- The insurance is better than the job I have now.
- The retirement benefits are better than the job I have now.
- It's easier than the job I have now.
- I'll do a better job than the current guy.
I am saddened by your choice of running mate. She quit twitter. Every politician needs to be on twitter. Even in 2028!
posted by cjorgensen at 9:59 AM on December 25, 2009
Thanks - all feedback is welcomed. This is about my maximum skills at web-page design. I'm still trying to figure out how to make the blog a real blog with feedback and set it up on my website.
I've performed a bit of stand up comedy - an opportunity that is not available to me now. So this will be my outlet. My other website has a million hits per year, so I'm kind of spoiled.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 5:37 PM on December 25, 2009
I've performed a bit of stand up comedy - an opportunity that is not available to me now. So this will be my outlet. My other website has a million hits per year, so I'm kind of spoiled.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 5:37 PM on December 25, 2009
This chicken policy does nothing for renters who only have temporary access to washing machines.
posted by chairface at 4:30 PM on January 28, 2010
posted by chairface at 4:30 PM on January 28, 2010
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