If You Are Reading This…
November 30, 2015 10:25 AM   Subscribe

If You Are Reading This…
Metroid Baby, EndsOfInvention, and I have put together @contingencymsgs, a Twitter bot that alerts you about various fictional emergency situations.
Role: developer, instruction writer
posted by ignignokt (5 comments total) 7 users marked this as a favorite

If you are reading this, someone has opened your pants. Carefully examine your buttocks. You have been warned.

man that's one helluva geolocation api you're using
posted by Foci for Analysis at 11:06 AM on November 30, 2015 [3 favorites]


If you are reading this, you have disappointed your granfalloon. Sleep as fast as you can. This may feel good.

Kudos on correct usage of the word "granfalloon", a nonsense word taught to me by Gary Owens many years ago.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:22 AM on November 30, 2015


I didn't know until now that it was used outside of Cat's Cradle! He sounds like a nifty curiosity in commercial radio.
posted by ignignokt at 6:28 PM on November 30, 2015


These are so good.
posted by grobstein at 11:09 PM on November 30, 2015 [1 favorite]


Attn: a Boltzmann brain has breached the building.

I'd give you reddit gold, but... well... didn't work here.
posted by sammyo at 11:42 AM on December 1, 2015 [1 favorite]


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