the short fingered vulgarian

March 1, 2016 9:38 AM

the short fingered vulgarian
This site came together quickly and is a reference to this article about trump and his itsy bitsy fingers.

While Trump seems to know no shame this story makes it sound like he does have an issue with the size of his stubby fingers. I wanted to bring that to the attention of the world with the power of photoshops 'liquify' tool! you can help and submissions are welcome.

It is quite a joyful experience to shrink his already sausagy fingers down to nothingness.

Role: creator

posted by darkpony (3 comments total)

Not even the rain had such small hands.
posted by adamrice at 11:19 AM on March 1, 2016 [2 favorites]

The fun part of that story was seeing how sensitive he was to being called "short fingered" and not "vulgarian". So Presidential.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:36 AM on March 1, 2016 [1 favorite]

If this election comes down to a final boss battle, with Trump transformed into some kind of massive tentacled demon form, I think we should probably focus our attacks on his tiny, tiny hands, since he's obviously foreshadowing it as his weakness here in the present.
posted by Strange Interlude at 10:32 AM on March 9, 2016