Non-Stop Scroll Shop

February 24, 2014 10:42 PM

Non-Stop Scroll Shop
Do you like products? Do you like scrolling? How about infinite scrolling? Well, then! Come on down to Non-Stop Scroll Shop where we'll always have something new for you…forever.

Logo and copywriting by Metroid Baby!

This is a product generator. Inspired by the neat bots that are out there, Apple Cabin Foods, and injudicious uses of infinite scrolling!

Role: Developer

posted by ignignokt (10 comments total)

This project was posted to MetaFilter by filthy light thief on March 13, 2014: Gr8 deal on Odorless surprises! 2 baker's dozens @nonstopscrshop

Neat idea. It could be my "noscript" plugin, but I could not get the scrolling to work (firefox). I'm assuming I should be able to scroll infinitely?
posted by AfterAlbuquerque at 8:14 AM on February 25, 2014

Doh! That's a bug. Yeah, you can scroll infinitely on Chrome and Safari and Mobile Safari. I'll try to get a look at that tonight.
posted by ignignokt at 9:15 AM on February 25, 2014

I lol'ed.
posted by aparrish at 8:10 AM on February 27, 2014

Industrial-strength non-existence
$386.97

brilliant
posted by aparrish at 8:14 AM on February 27, 2014 [1 favorite]

Hardcore adobo
23 pre-inspected containers
$7994.60


Aw man, that's waaaay out of my price range :(
posted by DiscourseMarker at 6:39 AM on March 1, 2014

Doh! I hear softcore is more affordable. You're bound to hit that someday if you keep on scrollin'!
posted by ignignokt at 4:55 PM on March 1, 2014

I spent probably more than an hour last night scrolling down and cackling hysterically. Bang-up job, folks!
posted by dorque at 9:08 AM on March 3, 2014 [1 favorite]

OK, finally fixed the non-stop part of the scrolling for Firefox! Thanks again for the bug report, AfterAlbuquerque.
posted by ignignokt at 9:19 PM on March 3, 2014

The world needs more surreality. This is a great addition.

I'll look at it later in a modern browser (IE 11, no scrolling after first 10) for full effect, but it's already been worth my click.
posted by batmonkey at 2:25 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]

Thanks! Glad to be weirding up the web slightly. Let me know if you have any issues on IE 11, and I'll see if I can look at it with some kinda SauceLabs virtualizer thingy or something if there is.
posted by ignignokt at 6:05 PM on March 6, 2014