Fuck You Broccoli

April 23, 2012 8:40 AM

Fuck You Broccoli
When I was a child, I hated all cooked vegetables, and a good number of raw ones. But the only recourse I had was to not eat them, and try to finagle my way into somehow getting dessert without eating them. But now that I'm older, it's personal. I still hate them. And I'm going ad hominem on all their asses.

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posted by Mchelly (6 comments total)

This project was posted to MetaFilter by carsonb on April 23, 2012: Fuck You Broccoli

I laughed. I am a board-certified vegetable-lover and I will cut you over artichokes and I still thought this was hilarious. Well done.
posted by gauche at 10:28 AM on April 23, 2012 [2 favorites]

I really want to give you a hug. And some colcannon.
posted by londonmark at 7:25 AM on April 24, 2012 [3 favorites]

Cabbage: Looks like lettuce, tastes like ass.

Nice.
posted by WestChester22 at 8:17 AM on April 24, 2012 [1 favorite]

But, but, asparagus is so good! And spinach, I love spinach!
posted by theichibun at 2:09 PM on April 24, 2012

OK... It's been about a month and change. Still any good? Anything I should be doing differently? thanks!
posted by Mchelly at 10:00 PM on May 30, 2012

I just saw this thanks to the podcast. Love love love! Although I do have to disagree with you re: carrot cake. NOM NOM NOM!
posted by deborah at 4:17 PM on June 13, 2012 [1 favorite]