"All Earthly Constraints" - A short screenplay.
March 27, 2011 8:11 PM   Subscribe

"All Earthly Constraints" - A short screenplay.
A short (29 page) screenplay I recently completed about the artistic process, Jane Austen, and asteroids.

More info, including earlier drafts and the songs mentioned as being on the soundtrack, available here.

Synopsis:

Emily is a struggling screenwriter who works in an ice cream shop (but don’t call her “struggling!”). Emma, the lead character in Emily’s screenplay, is a struggling screenwriter who works in a coffee shop. But Emma is also secretly “Emmageddon” – a superheroine who brings down doom upon her enemies with the razor-sharp wit and impeccable manners of a Jane Austen heroine. (And the whole thing takes place in outer space, on an asteroid hurtling towards the Earth.) It’s not a comedy.

Emily’s writers group thinks her script is self-indulgent and masturbatory. Except for Dylan. Dylan likes the script. Dylan likes Emily. Darius, Emily’s boss at the ice cream shop, doesn’t like Emily. She’s always late, she has an attitude, and also her screenplay “Emmageddon” is a revelation of Darius’s real, actual plot to use an asteroid-mounted mind-erase ray to destroy the ambitions of all struggling artist-types everywhere, and rid the world forever of the plague of unrealistic artistic aspiration. Darius wishes they could all just accept it and be happy at their day jobs. He’s a humanitarian, really.

But Emily and Dylan disagree. So does Emily’s alter-ego, Emmageddon (she keeps the suit in her closet). And so they must confront Darius to once and for all decide the fate of all struggling artists everywhere (but don’t call them “struggling!”). And they must confront him with the razor-sharp wit and impeccable manners of Jane Austen heroines, in outer space, on an asteroid hurtling towards the Earth!
Role: writer
posted by drjimmy11 (3 comments total)

Don't know if it's just me, but I'm getting a 404.
posted by snsranch at 9:18 AM on March 28, 2011


Huh, it's a Dropbox link to a pdf... someone else let me know if it is not working and I can put it up somewhere else.
posted by drjimmy11 at 10:11 AM on March 28, 2011


I could grab the pdf - but not had a chance to read yet.
posted by gomichild at 7:00 PM on March 29, 2011


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