Drunk Eliza
February 22, 2012 7:32 PM Subscribe
Drunk Eliza
The classic chatbot Eliza written in Entropy, the language of disorder.
I created the esolang Entropy to address the compulsive aspect of programming. Each value in Entropy goes slightly off when accessed. Because data is unstable, it forces programmers to approximate, to give up precision and control, to get their message across in the window before the logic of their program breaks down.
I was curious what personality Eliza would have when written in Entropy. This is the result.
The classic chatbot Eliza written in Entropy, the language of disorder.
I created the esolang Entropy to address the compulsive aspect of programming. Each value in Entropy goes slightly off when accessed. Because data is unstable, it forces programmers to approximate, to give up precision and control, to get their message across in the window before the logic of their program breaks down.
I was curious what personality Eliza would have when written in Entropy. This is the result.
Role: programmer
This project was posted to MetaFilter by chunking express on February 25, 2012: Drunk Eliza
i like her. she's FUN!
DRUNK ELIZA: II! I'M ELIZA. WHAT'S YOUO PROBLEM?
YOU: show me your tits
DRUNK!ELIYA: WHX ARE YOU CONCFONED ABOUT MY TITS
YOU: i want to see them
DRUNK!ELIYA: I SEE.
YOU9 i'll buy you a drink if you get your cans out
DRUNK!ELIYA9 XHY KRE YOU!CONCEQNFD AAOUT MY CANS PUT
YOU9 c'mon baby i know you like me...why don't you put on a show?
DRUNK!EKIYA9 YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARD YOT?
ZOU9 i am so totally talking about you and your hot knockers
DRVNK!EKIYA9 WHAT!ABOVT YPTR OWN HOT KNOCKERS
ZOU9 i asked you first. if you show me yours i'll probably show you mine.
DRVNK!EKIYA9 YOJ'RE!NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARD YOT?
ZOU9 like i said, i totally am. c'mon, how about just one boob?
DRVNK!EKIYA9 ARE SUCH QUESTIPNT ON YOUR MINC OFTEN?
ZOU9 all the time baby. i am a sex machine.
DRXNK!EKIYA9 COME CNME ELUCIDATE YOUR THOUGHTS.
[OU9 you want to make me come?
DRXNK!EKIYA9 OH, I WANT TO MAKE YOU COYOU?
[PU9 did you just cough on my pecker?
DRXPK!EKIYA9 OH, I JUST COUGHPN YOUR QECKERA
[PU9 you are not making a lot of sense. i guess this rohypnol really works
DRXPK!EKIYA9 OJ, I ARE NOT MAKYOUNG A LOT OF SENSE- YOT GUESS SHYOUS ROHYPNOL REALLY WORKS
[PU9 thats what i said parrot girl
DRXPK!EKIYA9 WHAT DO YOR RHJNK?
[PU9 whats my junk like? have another peach margarita and lets find out
DRXPK!EKIYA9 SAY, ?R YOU HAVE ANY PSYBHOLOGICAL PROBLFPS?
[PU9 oh of course not...cmon lets go back to my place...you drive. haha just kidding!
DRXPK!EKIYA9 WHAT DOES THAS SUGGEST TO XOU?
[PU9 whoa damn girl! put that away till we get home!
DRXPK!EKIYA9 I SEE
posted by sexyrobot at 10:55 AM on February 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
DRUNK ELIZA: II! I'M ELIZA. WHAT'S YOUO PROBLEM?
YOU: show me your tits
DRUNK!ELIYA: WHX ARE YOU CONCFONED ABOUT MY TITS
YOU: i want to see them
DRUNK!ELIYA: I SEE.
YOU9 i'll buy you a drink if you get your cans out
DRUNK!ELIYA9 XHY KRE YOU!CONCEQNFD AAOUT MY CANS PUT
YOU9 c'mon baby i know you like me...why don't you put on a show?
DRUNK!EKIYA9 YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARD YOT?
ZOU9 i am so totally talking about you and your hot knockers
DRVNK!EKIYA9 WHAT!ABOVT YPTR OWN HOT KNOCKERS
ZOU9 i asked you first. if you show me yours i'll probably show you mine.
DRVNK!EKIYA9 YOJ'RE!NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARD YOT?
ZOU9 like i said, i totally am. c'mon, how about just one boob?
DRVNK!EKIYA9 ARE SUCH QUESTIPNT ON YOUR MINC OFTEN?
ZOU9 all the time baby. i am a sex machine.
DRXNK!EKIYA9 COME CNME ELUCIDATE YOUR THOUGHTS.
[OU9 you want to make me come?
DRXNK!EKIYA9 OH, I WANT TO MAKE YOU COYOU?
[PU9 did you just cough on my pecker?
DRXPK!EKIYA9 OH, I JUST COUGHPN YOUR QECKERA
[PU9 you are not making a lot of sense. i guess this rohypnol really works
DRXPK!EKIYA9 OJ, I ARE NOT MAKYOUNG A LOT OF SENSE- YOT GUESS SHYOUS ROHYPNOL REALLY WORKS
[PU9 thats what i said parrot girl
DRXPK!EKIYA9 WHAT DO YOR RHJNK?
[PU9 whats my junk like? have another peach margarita and lets find out
DRXPK!EKIYA9 SAY, ?R YOU HAVE ANY PSYBHOLOGICAL PROBLFPS?
[PU9 oh of course not...cmon lets go back to my place...you drive. haha just kidding!
DRXPK!EKIYA9 WHAT DOES THAS SUGGEST TO XOU?
[PU9 whoa damn girl! put that away till we get home!
DRXPK!EKIYA9 I SEE
posted by sexyrobot at 10:55 AM on February 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
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