Drunk Eliza

February 22, 2012 7:32 PM

Drunk Eliza
The classic chatbot Eliza written in Entropy, the language of disorder.

I created the esolang Entropy to address the compulsive aspect of programming. Each value in Entropy goes slightly off when accessed. Because data is unstable, it forces programmers to approximate, to give up precision and control, to get their message across in the window before the logic of their program breaks down.

I was curious what personality Eliza would have when written in Entropy. This is the result.

Role: programmer

posted by rottytooth (3 comments total)

This project was posted to MetaFilter by chunking express on February 25, 2012: Drunk Eliza

Oh man. Man oh man. This is like the perfect conversation-with-the-very-drunk-person-at-the-party simulator.
posted by cortex at 7:44 PM on February 22, 2012 [1 favorite]

i like her. she's FUN!

DRUNK ELIZA: II! I'M ELIZA. WHAT'S YOUO PROBLEM?
YOU: show me your tits
DRUNK!ELIYA: WHX ARE YOU CONCFONED ABOUT MY TITS
YOU: i want to see them
DRUNK!ELIYA: I SEE.
YOU9 i'll buy you a drink if you get your cans out
DRUNK!ELIYA9 XHY KREYOU!CONCEQNFD AAOUTMY CANS PUT
YOU9 c'mon baby i know you like me...why don't you put on a show?
DRUNK!EKIYA9 YOU'RE NOTREALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARDYOT?
ZOU9 i am so totally talking about you and your hot knockers
DRVNK!EKIYA9WHAT!ABOVT YPTR OWN HOT KNOCKERS
ZOU9 i asked you first. if you show me yours i'll probably show you mine.
DRVNK!EKIYA9YOJ'RE!NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARD YOT?
ZOU9 like i said, i totally am. c'mon, how about just one boob?
DRVNK!EKIYA9ARE SUCH QUESTIPNT ON YOUR MINC OFTEN?
ZOU9 all the time baby. i am a sex machine.
DRXNK!EKIYA9COME CNME ELUCIDATE YOURTHOUGHTS.
[OU9 you want to make me come?
DRXNK!EKIYA9OH, I WANT TO MAKE YOU COYOU?
[PU9 did you just cough on my pecker?
DRXPK!EKIYA9OH, I JUST COUGHPN YOUR QECKERA
[PU9 you are not making a lot of sense. i guess this rohypnol really works
DRXPK!EKIYA9OJ, I ARE NOT MAKYOUNG A LOT OF SENSE- YOT GUESS SHYOUS ROHYPNOL REALLY WORKS
[PU9thats what i said parrot girl
DRXPK!EKIYA9WHAT DOYOR RHJNK?
[PU9whats my junk like? have another peach margarita and lets find out
DRXPK!EKIYA9SAY, ?R YOU HAVE ANY PSYBHOLOGICAL PROBLFPS?
[PU9oh of course not...cmon lets go back to my place...you drive. haha just kidding!
DRXPK!EKIYA9WHAT DOES THAS SUGGEST TO XOU?
[PU9whoa damn girl! put that away till we get home!
DRXPK!EKIYA9I SEE
posted by sexyrobot at 10:55 AM on February 23, 2012 [5 favorites]

omg two sexyrobots meet in a bar
posted by rottytooth at 1:05 PM on February 23, 2012 [1 favorite]