Non-Stop Scroll Shop
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Non-Stop Scroll Shop
Do you like products? Do you like scrolling? How about infinite scrolling? Well, then! Come on down to Non-Stop Scroll Shop where we'll always have something new for you…forever.
Logo and copywriting by Metroid Baby!
This is a product generator. Inspired by the neat bots that are out there, Apple Cabin Foods, and injudicious uses of infinite scrolling!
Do you like products? Do you like scrolling? How about infinite scrolling? Well, then! Come on down to Non-Stop Scroll Shop where we'll always have something new for you…forever.
Logo and copywriting by Metroid Baby!
This is a product generator. Inspired by the neat bots that are out there, Apple Cabin Foods, and injudicious uses of infinite scrolling!
Role: Developer
This project was posted to MetaFilter by filthy light thief on March 13, 2014: Gr8 deal on Odorless surprises! 2 baker's dozens @nonstopscrshop
Doh! That's a bug. Yeah, you can scroll infinitely on Chrome and Safari and Mobile Safari. I'll try to get a look at that tonight.
posted by ignignokt at 9:15 AM on February 25, 2014
posted by ignignokt at 9:15 AM on February 25, 2014
Industrial-strength non-existence
$386.97
brilliant
posted by aparrish at 8:14 AM on February 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
$386.97
brilliant
posted by aparrish at 8:14 AM on February 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
Hardcore adobo
23 pre-inspected containers
$7994.60
Aw man, that's waaaay out of my price range :(
posted by DiscourseMarker at 6:39 AM on March 1, 2014
23 pre-inspected containers
$7994.60
Aw man, that's waaaay out of my price range :(
posted by DiscourseMarker at 6:39 AM on March 1, 2014
Doh! I hear softcore is more affordable. You're bound to hit that someday if you keep on scrollin'!
posted by ignignokt at 4:55 PM on March 1, 2014
posted by ignignokt at 4:55 PM on March 1, 2014
I spent probably more than an hour last night scrolling down and cackling hysterically. Bang-up job, folks!
posted by dorque at 9:08 AM on March 3, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by dorque at 9:08 AM on March 3, 2014 [1 favorite]
OK, finally fixed the non-stop part of the scrolling for Firefox! Thanks again for the bug report, AfterAlbuquerque.
posted by ignignokt at 9:19 PM on March 3, 2014
posted by ignignokt at 9:19 PM on March 3, 2014
The world needs more surreality. This is a great addition.
I'll look at it later in a modern browser (IE 11, no scrolling after first 10) for full effect, but it's already been worth my click.
posted by batmonkey at 2:25 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
I'll look at it later in a modern browser (IE 11, no scrolling after first 10) for full effect, but it's already been worth my click.
posted by batmonkey at 2:25 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
Thanks! Glad to be weirding up the web slightly. Let me know if you have any issues on IE 11, and I'll see if I can look at it with some kinda SauceLabs virtualizer thingy or something if there is.
posted by ignignokt at 6:05 PM on March 6, 2014
posted by ignignokt at 6:05 PM on March 6, 2014
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posted by AfterAlbuquerque at 8:14 AM on February 25, 2014