Before The Movie Begins
February 2, 2012 7:33 AM Subscribe
Before The Movie Begins"On leaving the theater, you will be assaulted by baseball-bat-wielding ushers, who will pummel your skull until you forget what you have seen. Any remaining memories are yours to keep and enjoy."
I wrote the Shouts & Murmurs in this week's New Yorker
. It's a parody of those infernal anti-piracy announcements.
(This was, by the way, my first publication in The New Yorker
after two decades of collecting rejections. I summed up my reaction with this tweet
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