The Interactive Singles Map: More accurate, more depressing!
September 8, 2008 8:52 AM   Subscribe

The Interactive Singles Map: More accurate, more depressing!
Remember the map of singles in the US that billed New York as a fabled babe mecca, and California as a billion boy beach? I crunched some digits and now we've got one where you can change the age range, adjust for statisticksy things, and just plain have it look a little bit prettier. This map will make any 25 year old boy cry.

I am so serious. He'll bawl for days.
posted by soma lkzx (9 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

that is very cool.
posted by chunking express at 1:50 PM on September 8, 2008

posted by niccolo at 11:24 PM on September 8, 2008

Anyone looking for a software engineer in Boston?
posted by 0xFCAF at 4:19 AM on September 9, 2008

Interesting how the older you go the more available women there are. That 25 year old single boy might cry, but at 35 (if he's not married by then) he'll be happier. Then again, chances of him making it to 35 and still being single look pretty slim, while for (straight) women it just gets worse and worse...
posted by arcticwoman at 11:23 AM on September 9, 2008

Surely the 25-year-old boy just needs to get together with a 35-year-old girl?
posted by game warden to the events rhino at 6:30 PM on September 9, 2008

Sweet! Thank you for this, soma!

"Do single young girls exist? Not according to math!"
posted by Greg Nog at 12:50 PM on September 10, 2008

Holy shit, this means there's only one other dude out there for me now. SUCK.
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 9:19 PM on September 15, 2008

Oh wait, nevermind, there's 50 guys. Note to self: slider technology + flu meds = cannot brain, total dumb.
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 9:24 PM on September 15, 2008

For me the issue is finding kinked switchy, atheist/ignostic males of above average intellect, who speak fluent English (or are willing to learn) and are demonstrably sane and disease/addiction free, and fall between the age of 23 and 40. At some point I need to work out how many individuals are in that pool. Mmm, probability math. It’s all fractions. :9
posted by Phalene at 9:45 AM on October 4, 2008

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