Black Coffee: Sex, love and videogames
August 20, 2006 11:43 AM
Black Coffee: Sex, love and videogames
Preview at link above. Play at www.blackcoffeegame.com ...Sex is messy. So are relationships. The landscape of love is so very full of potholes that achieving any type of lasting happiness with another person seem almost impossible. Videogames, on the other hand, are neat and compartmentalized. They are fun. They are predictable in their variety of moods and responses. They are not boring or embarrassing. They never stand you up. They never develop a drug problem or cheat on you with another man. Unless the power goes out, they’re always there for you. People have all these icky feelings and emotions and annoying needs and hang-ups. I mean, I like people, I really do… but relationships can suck more than anything, except when they’re good, in which case they are the best thing in the world, but in general the truth about love and happiness is that one day, it’ll all be over. Are you with me? So… let’s take the piss out of it!!! Have you ever wanted love without all that icky, pesky humanity? Try Black Coffee. Black Coffee is not a bizarre web cam porn ring or something you find in the 'Intimate Encounters' section on a dating site (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but a game where you meet, date, seduce and possibly find Ultimate Happiness with a virtual boy/girl safely confined to your computer or phone. Ah… relationships. Now with the goodness of videogames! Yes! You too can experience an attentive lover, a virtual coke addiction, a pact with the devil and even… untimely death! Forget reality. Yeah, screw you reality! You cheated on me with my ex and we are SO over. Black Coffee is an interactive soap opera, with a lover you can turn on, or OFF, whenever you damn well feel like it.
Preview at link above. Play at www.blackcoffeegame.com ...Sex is messy. So are relationships. The landscape of love is so very full of potholes that achieving any type of lasting happiness with another person seem almost impossible. Videogames, on the other hand, are neat and compartmentalized. They are fun. They are predictable in their variety of moods and responses. They are not boring or embarrassing. They never stand you up. They never develop a drug problem or cheat on you with another man. Unless the power goes out, they’re always there for you. People have all these icky feelings and emotions and annoying needs and hang-ups. I mean, I like people, I really do… but relationships can suck more than anything, except when they’re good, in which case they are the best thing in the world, but in general the truth about love and happiness is that one day, it’ll all be over. Are you with me? So… let’s take the piss out of it!!! Have you ever wanted love without all that icky, pesky humanity? Try Black Coffee. Black Coffee is not a bizarre web cam porn ring or something you find in the 'Intimate Encounters' section on a dating site (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but a game where you meet, date, seduce and possibly find Ultimate Happiness with a virtual boy/girl safely confined to your computer or phone. Ah… relationships. Now with the goodness of videogames! Yes! You too can experience an attentive lover, a virtual coke addiction, a pact with the devil and even… untimely death! Forget reality. Yeah, screw you reality! You cheated on me with my ex and we are SO over. Black Coffee is an interactive soap opera, with a lover you can turn on, or OFF, whenever you damn well feel like it.
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