Pizza Clones

November 25, 2013 10:19 PM

Pizza Clones
You've heard this one: "Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself." Pizza Clones is a Twitter bot that attempts to imitate this joke and elaborate on it, replacing the noun, adjective and condition with stuff it randomly finds on Twitter. Examples: "Every house is an open house unless you have NO pants on"; "Every weekend is a normal weekend if you regret at least one decision"; "Every time is an appropriate time if it wasn't for my aunt Barbara."

Inspiration, citations and methodology provided on my blog. Enjoy!

Role: programmer

posted by aparrish (2 comments total)

I've never heard that joke before but I love these! They are often surprisingly grammatical/meaningful and some have a cool Tender Buttons kind of feel. "Every representation is an accurate representation if it smashed them full on in the face" indeed.
posted by raisindebt at 10:33 AM on November 26, 2013

Ha! I love this.
posted by cortex at 7:31 AM on December 1, 2013